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Valrifell wrote:

And they're gone, guess we're gonna be goin hungry again tonight.

You’re fired.

Valrifell

The Friendly Backpacker of The Eternal Sightseer

Names are too hard wrote:

You’re fired.

You can't fire me I qui-

No, wait, nevermind. I'll take my severance package.

So no feast I guess. It was entertaining at the very least, so thank you for that. Cheers and happy hunting!

Names are too hard

The Eternal Sightseer wrote:

So no feast I guess. It was entertaining at the very least, so thank you for that. Cheers and happy hunting!

You know, the most dangerous game is... well...

Heloin

Names are too hard wrote:

You know, the most dangerous game is... well...

Hungry hungry hippos.

Valrifell

Heloin wrote:

Hungry hungry hippos.

I've seen many a good man fall to the hippo game.

Names are too hard

Heloin wrote:

Hungry hungry hippos.

... that’s great and all but I was thinking the person

Heloin

The Floating Fortresses of The 21 Hot Air Balloonists

Names are too hard wrote:

... that’s great and all but I was thinking the person

Clue.

*floats out in the night so we can avoid the hunters*
Thanks for hosting us!

Names are too hard

The Endless Waddling of Ducks Looking For Grapes

The 21 Hot Air Balloonists wrote:

*floats out in the night so we can avoid the hunters*
Thanks for hosting us!

You don’t happen to be edible... do you?

3 years 117 days ago

Goodbye! waddles away

Valrifell

3 years 117 days ago

I hope he finds his grapes one day

Xaktrika

3 years 102 days ago

But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

The Republic of Abserdia

3 years 102 days ago

Xaktrika wrote:

But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

One time I watched one of those meme videos.

My recommended immediately became assimilated.

I had to say "please stop recommending me these, they aren't even that funny" for them to stop.

Abserdia wrote:

One time I watched one of those meme videos.

My recommended immediately became assimilated.

I had to say "please stop recommending me these, they aren't even that funny" for them to stop.

Back in the day I once had about a year or so of make up tutorial and crossdressing video recommendations because of a friend who liked to spam links in chat.

The Republic of Abserdia

Jetan wrote:

Back in the day I once had about a year or so of make up tutorial and crossdressing video recommendations because of a friend who liked to spam links in chat.

I would say that sounds alright, but my sisters are big into makeup/fashion YouTube and everything I've heard about it sounds horrible.

Abserdia wrote:

I would say that sounds alright, but my sisters are big into makeup/fashion YouTube and everything I've heard about it sounds horrible.

Oh, could've been much worse for sure. It's not like I was getting goatse'd on daily basis or anything. More of an observation on how weird the Youtube algorithm used to be (atleast in the beginning). One link causing a year of recommendations, you know.

I used to be a happy drunk, but I kinda think I'm turning more and more into a sad one as I age.

Heloin

Jetan wrote:

I used to be a happy drunk, but I kinda think I'm turning more and more into a sad one as I age.

Game the system and become a super emotional drunk.

Heloin wrote:

Game the system and become a super emotional drunk.

I've only been *that* drunk like twice in my whole life. Besides, now I'm already back to my normal sober and mildly peeved self.

The Republic of Abserdia

Heloin wrote:

Game the system and become a super emotional drunk.

I've never gotten drunk, but if I did, I think I would be a Disciplined Emotional drunk.

Abserdia wrote:

I've never gotten drunk, but if I did, I think I would be a Disciplined Emotional drunk.

Worth a shot I’d say.

Heloin

Abserdia wrote:

I've never gotten drunk, but if I did, I think I would be a Disciplined Emotional drunk.

You do not choose which kind of drunk you are, only the liquor can choose for you.

Jetan