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The wizened old angler looks listlessly across the glassy surface of the parks largest lake. It’s hot…but I think they’ll bite on red wrigglers.

Bayou fisherman

Keeps fishing in silence

Bayou fisherman wrote:Keeps fishing in silence

Silence is so peaceful on the bayou.

Bayou fisherman

The host reviews a bundle of applications for fishing and camping permits….frowns….promptly stamps them all as denied in red ink.

They was missing documentation 🤷🏼‍♂️

I think I’ll throw some night crawlers out on Little Bit Bayou today and see if we don’t catch enough for a fish fry. Seaux good!

Post self-deleted by Grizzled Old Fisherman.

Bayou fisherman

"Gosh that's a big buddy, he's trying to get away but I'm not an average fisherman, I'm an expert. Come back here !"

Pulls out a big catfish

Bayou fisherman wrote:"Gosh that's a big buddy, he's trying to get away but I'm not an average fisherman, I'm an expert. Come back here !"

Pulls out a big catfish

You catch that dinner stew on red wrigglers? Or something else?

The host brings in his canoe early from the bayou and drafts a quick memorandum in his office which he subsequently tacks to the park message board. It reads:

All are welcome and encouraged to visit the park, campgrounds, and waterways. Have fun. Visit the bait shop. Grab lunch (I recommend the Pingu Fruit), catch some fish. But….assigning yourself a role is bad manners. Come back for a visit later!

🚣🐟

Mermaids of the Bayou and Bayou fisherman

Camp Host wrote:The host brings in his canoe early from the bayou and drafts a quick memorandum in his office which he subsequently tacks to the park message board. It reads:

All are welcome and encouraged to visit the park, campgrounds, and waterways. Have fun. Visit the bait shop. Grab lunch (I recommend the Pingu Fruit), catch some fish. But….assigning yourself a role is bad manners. Come back for a visit later!

🚣🐟

That’s the height of rudeness, to give yourself a role undeserved

Basssssss!

PURPLE BIGFOOT wrote:Basssssss!

Put it down!

PURPLE BIGFOOT wrote:Basssssss!

The Bass is for the alligators, not the bigfeet

The Alligator King wrote:The Bass is for the alligators, not the bigfeet

Just give PURPLE BIGFOOT some lamingtons….he’ll be fine.

IYAAYAS wrote:Just give PURPLE BIGFOOT some lamingtons….he’ll be fine.

Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

IYAAYAS wrote:Just give PURPLE BIGFOOT some lamingtons….he’ll be fine.

Lamingtons are good too! But as a gator, I prefer the fish

The Alligator King wrote:Lamingtons are good too! But as a gator, I prefer the fish

Fiiiiiiissssssshhhhhh!!!!!

PURPLE BIGFOOT wrote:Fiiiiiiissssssshhhhhh!!!!!

What is better:
Catfish or dogfish

The Alligator King wrote:What is better:
Catfish or dogfish

The catfishing is excellent in the park this time of year…..also the lamingtons at the lunch counter.

Camp Host wrote:The catfishing is excellent in the park this time of year…..also the lamingtons at the lunch counter.

I’ve always preferred the pingu nuggets me-self 😂

Wow…rebirth is a heavy experience!

Ahoy

Grrraaaaawwwwppppp!

The Alligator King wrote:What is better:
Catfish or dogfish

Going Crawfishin’ in an hour…..conin’?

Ugh

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