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A mermaid grabs a cheese platter and munches on it.
“Crunchy.”
Another mermaid scowls.
“Idiot, eat the cheese, not the platter!”
Comradeistan and Camp Host
The Host tacks a bulletin on the park’s notice board; it reads:
Missing: One silver platter with bait shop logo.
Reward for safe return!
Comradeistan, Pelican Empire, and Mermaids of the Bayou
Immediately, the Mysterious Fisherman begins looki. For the missing item
Post self-deleted by Comradeistan.
The king splashes in the lake.
“Raw fish would be most useful.”
A pelican flaps over and lands nearby, dropping a fish in the water by accident. It looks sad about this.
Comradeistan, Grizzled Old Fisherman, Mermaids of the Bayou, and The Alligator King
The mighty king of the alligators seizes the fish and swims away, leaving bubbles in his wake.
The pelican flaps back, startled by the sudden appearance of the Alligator king.
The king tips his hat to the pelican
Comradeistan, Pelican Empire, and Mermaids of the Bayou
The pelican sighs and goes to retrieve his fish
Twilight queendom and The Alligator King
Ah — just pick that trout up and dust it off — it’ll still taste good in some grease!
Comradeistan, Pelican Empire, Twilight queendom, and The Alligator King
Common!?!
Shakes head in disbelief and goes about the business of policing the park
Comradeistan, Pelican Empire, and The Alligator King
Yes, make the Bigfoot fellow relax.
Have some nice sweet tea!
The Fired Up First Sergeant rubs the Alligalactic Appendage gently on the surface of a picnic table — an ice cold glass of sweet tea materializes!
Pelican Empire and Twilight queendom
The shaman scoffs at the stupid gator claw knowing the Coral of Glory is the most powerful magical artifact in existence
Pelican Empire and Twilight queendom
The Ranger pulls the Useless Scarf right around his neck and smiles smugly
Pelican Empire and Twilight queendom
The Captain adjusts the Rossiyan Wig atop his head — silly he thinks, all this posturing with magical artifacts
Pelican Empire and Twilight queendom
Green Giants arrive from another region — ready for a relaxing vacation — and hopefully some fried lamingtons and Pingu nuggets!
Fried lamingtons do sound good!
Lunch counter here I come
Pelican Empire and Twilight queendom
You can do that — see the host fer yer camp site and don’t forget to buy a license.
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