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Pelican Empire wrote:Don't worry, my boys will take care of it!
(Sends a squadron of seagulls to scout out Little Bit Bayou)

Mind you now that there’s more danger in that Bayou than just the Rougaroux.....if yer gulls land on the surface of the water the Alligator King jus’ may got ‘em!

Been days fishing a fair to middling creek.
Started with coffee in an old tin cup.
Had good luck, but the big one I still seek.
A jitterbug on the surface is what’s up!

In any case, I set all my trot lines.
And I caught these fishes here I’ll flay.
These gators drifting about eatin’ my bait.
It’s on their account the big one got away!

Those reptiles are always beneath the surface.
And the cast and retrieve was by the book.
We’re after the same big bass...same purpose.
But that big ‘ol lunker...he threw the hook!

Grizzled Old Fisherman wrote:Mind you now that there’s more danger in that Bayou than just the Rougaroux.....if yer gulls land on the surface of the water the Alligator King jus’ may got ‘em!

Alligator who?
*Screams sound off in the distance. The king has gotten his first meal of the day.*

Yikes.....I hope those weren’t your gulls!

Pelican Empire wrote:Alligator who?
*Screams sound off in the distance. The king has gotten his first meal of the day.*

Dang it!

Gathers nets and shovels and heads out the the bayou to search for survivors

A zepplin arrives (reeking of hippopotamus) and lands behind the bait shop

Someone ordered 200 crates of Pingu fruit?

Zeppelin Drivers wrote:A zepplin arrives (reeking of hippopotamus) and lands behind the bait shop

Someone ordered 200 crates of Pingu fruit?

"Not me, I eat fish!"

Camp Host wrote:Dang it!

Gathers nets and shovels and heads out the the bayou to search for survivors

"Oh my gosh! Look, it's the Rougaroux! He's fighting the Alligator King! Seagull buddies, run while they're distracted!"

I need about 3,000 Tons of bait

Comradeistan wrote:I need about 3,000 Tons of bait

No problem....head on over there into the bait shop and tell ‘em what kind you want.

Gestures toward the pier and bait shop

Live baits on sale if you use red wrigglers

Comradeistan wrote:I need about 3,000 Tons of bait

You must be here for the contest?! What’ll it be? Earthworms, Red Wrigglers, or plastics?

Comradeistan

Post by Comradeistan suppressed by Grizzled Old Fisherman.

Camp Host wrote:You must be here for the contest?! What’ll it be? Earthworms, Red Wrigglers, or plastics?

Not for a contest just to... torture some Gulag residents.

Whatever is more disgusting.

Pingu armada

*you cast the fishing rod and a little later you pull a an ugly creature onto the shore*
*It looks like a ... Molch*
*You throw it back, and it shouts:*
Thanks for the embassy!
*as it immerges into the murky water*

Molch wrote:*you cast the fishing rod and a little later you pull a an ugly creature onto the shore*
*It looks like a ... Molch*
*You throw it back, and it shouts:*
Thanks for the embassy!
*as it immerges into the murky water*

Never know what you may catch in the water around here!

Comradeistan wrote:torture some Gulag residents.

Not in this region....just the campground, trails, fishing, and the bait shop

Comradeistan

Post by Comradeistan suppressed by Grizzled Old Fisherman.

Grizzled Old Fisherman wrote:Not in this region....just the campground, trails, fishing, and the bait shop

No, no, Comrade.

The Gulag Residents are in MY region

Trails around Little Bit Bayou have reopened!

I feel a slight pull
This is the bass I baited
Set the hook you fool!

Zeppelin Drivers wrote:A zepplin arrives (reeking of hippopotamus) and lands behind the bait shop

Someone ordered 200 crates of Pingu fruit?

That Pingu Fruit has been selling well in the Bait Shop; may need to make another run!

The nation of pingu, Zeppelin Drivers, and Pelican Empire

Camp Host wrote:That Pingu Fruit has been selling well in the Bait Shop; may need to make another run!

Hello, I'm here to go fishing! I think I'll try using a fishing pole this time instead of my face...

Pelican Empire wrote:Hello, I'm here to go fishing! I think I'll try using a fishing pole this time instead of my face...

Well friend, we provide the lakes for your enjoyment; I recommend the June bug spinner bait this time of year, but you use whichever technique is best for you!

*The Dogetopian minister of Propaganda arrives in an environmentally friendly Dogetopian made Helicopter.*
"Hello, am I allowed to use a net and a trident?"

Grizzled Old Fisherman wrote:Well friend, we provide the lakes for your enjoyment; I recommend the June bug spinner bait this time of year, but you use whichever technique is best for you!

I think I'll try the June bug spinner then, gonna see how it works out.

Camp Host wrote:That Pingu Fruit has been selling well in the Bait Shop; may need to make another run!

Where do you get the pingu fruits exported from?

Empire of Dogetopia wrote:environmentally friendly Dogetopian made Helicopter

Nice ride!

Empire of Dogetopia, The nation of pingu, and Pelican Empire

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