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Get a deal on McBorscht today!
Only 10 McRubles instead of 10.01 McRubles!

Patrolman Random Koolzip wrote:

I'm a cop and I pay half price. You do need protection, right? Your owner says that's our deal. Half price. Ask him. ;)

Ah fine.
5.01 McRubles please.

Hey, buddy, over here, Yeah... can I get a Vague McNuthin and a commie coffee?

Patrolman Random Koolzip wrote:

We round to even numbers in Amerikkka pal. So here's 5 rubles. Now the McBorscht better look like it does in the picture up there, or I'll have to call a 10-54 in on you, comrade.

Yes sir.
*Walks in to the kitchen*
1 McBorscht!

Aye, Koolzip. Maybe not be threatening 10-54s on the McStalin crew. Sarge wouldn't wanna hear ya were doin' that. Ya catch my drift? They might put some polonium in our food, dude.

The scumbag's goin' down fast. We set him up to out his operation, he took the bait. Now we wait for his operation to rot awhile we kick the door in and take him in. Just a matter of time, yep.
*Looks over counter* Hey, that coffee is black, right? *hands counter person a ten ruble bill* Keep it kid, I'm out Koolzip. Keep your nose clean.

Patrolman Random Koolzip wrote:

Right Rust! *smells McBorscht* Hey, I'll take that Lenin McBiscuit after all, thanks comrade.

*Walks back into kitchen*
One Lenin McBiscuit!

Detective rustin rust cohle wrote:

The scumbag's goin' down fast. We set him up to out his operation, he took the bait. Now we wait for his operation to rot awhile we kick the door in and take him in. Just a matter of time, yep.
*Looks over counter* Hey, that coffee is black, right? *hands counter person a ten ruble bill* Keep it kid, I'm out Koolzip. Keep your nose clean.

Yes sir!

Patrolman Random Koolzip wrote:

Thanks McComrade. Sorry about the 10-54 thing. I meant a 10-53 instead. *smiles*

Why would you call Man Down or Possible Dead Body in a restaurant where only Capitalists get killed.
I mean, get thrown out.

Hey look kid...*interupted by radio call: We have a 211 in progress at Taco Hell, all units please respond! *

Damn it to taco hell! *face turning red* Nevermind the food you little commie.

*rushes out to patrol car*

Mcstalin wrote:

Why would you call Man Down or Possible Dead Body in a restaurant where only Capitalists get killed.
I mean, get thrown out.

Your food has a reputation for quite a body count down at the medical center. But it does taste really good, so how about that DPT injection now for a McBlshevik? It'll keep ya outta the morgue for awhile longer.

Throw in a cup commie coffee and we're good for that. Now roll up your sleeve or do you want in in the butt? *giggles* Just kidding, the arm will do.
*gets hypodermic out of black bag*