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Cell phone microwaves are heating the air, cooking our children into autistic mutants. Vaccines prevent otherwise fatal diseases from culling the sick and weak from the global population. The earth isn't flat, it's bumpy; just try rolling a shopping cart from San Diego to Boston to test that one.
Just keep that shopping cart OFF MY LAWN!
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Go Canucks.
*Tries to pry their foot out of the doorway with his claw*
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Butter, always with the butter.
Okay, but if you offer to clean my gutters, you're outta here, get it?
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What do you mean?
I mean that one side of the toast is buttered. Buttering both sides would be silly.
What do you mean by, "cooking our children into autistic mutants."?
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Only a schlemiel butters both sides.
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Schlemiel is a Yiddish term meaning "incompetent person" or "fool".
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A schlimazel is a very unlucky person. So the schlemiel is the one who spills the soup on the schlimazel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNvka4IaMhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJzF8_df1R8
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
We’re gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.
Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin’ it our way.
There is nothing we won’t try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there’s no stopping us.
We’re gonna do it.
On your mark, get set and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We’re gonna make our dream come true.
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you."
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Pop culture can teach us things we didn't know before.
*Hands them a brown paper sack with toast to go*
Now get off my lawn.
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