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Dispatch → Factbook → Miscellaneous
by 
The Imperial State of Northern Ateria.
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Me. Me. Out-Of-Character Me.
- Age: 18 > 19
Gender: Male
Nationality: Filipino-Canadian
Position(s): NationStates User
(self deprecating loner and Internet dweller)
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 150 lbs (Parents got a new weighing scale)
“I am a paratrooper because that is a real life war scenario. You cannot shoot me because this is a cutscene to make the game feel more dramatic. Like a movie. Soon I will be landing. I have landed on the ground.” - Me.
“Hey, How you doing? Well I'm doing just fine. I lied. I'm dying inside.” - Me.
Oh. Why hello there. I know right? Who's balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? Why, out of all nations on this site, would make an out-of-character factbook about themselves? Well, I noticed a few other nations (notably 
Valentine Z, Stanier, The islands of versilia, Democratic exodian territories, Tawwassen, 
The Albali Republic, Persagonia, 
Supreme Authority and some you can see here for yourself) make out-of-character factbooks about themselves and their lives and so I thought: “Hmmm...I'm gonna go make an out-of-character factbook too.” because I don't want to feel left out I want others to read about me and how I do every day. All about me. Me. Me. Me.
So let's start everything off shall we?
I was born and raised in Manila, The Republic of the Philippines. I was the fourth child. I grew up there until my mom immigrated to British Columbia, Canada somewhere in 2005. A year later, my whole family had just enough money to immigrate to this Canadian province (my young brother hurled as we finally landed lols) and right now, we are Canadian citizens.
I won't tell you my real name because private information should never be shared to anyone on the internet.
Discovering the Internet
I remember discovering the Internet, it was the year 2009, and I was eight years old at that time. The young and stupid eight year old like every other kid on the Internet at the time. The very first website I stumbled upon was Wikipedia and the ever famous and disastrous clusterf*** YouTube.
Just kidding, I lied about discovering Wikipedia first. I discovered a website that is full of games you can play for free.
