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The Best of Moderation

The Best Of NationStates Moderators

NationStates Moderators wrote:

The trolling of this RMB shall stop. Failure to do so would be bad.

X's & O's
NationStates Moderators

_{Hugs and Kisses}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Ok, kids, we're getting annoyed with all the puppet-spamming and trolling coming out of this region. Stop. Now.

_{A Moderator Referring to the RMB Members as ‘Kids’}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

And then he will be gone again.
And he will help us win the Mod Olympics.

_{“Mod Olympics” Enough has been Said}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Well, that was impressively inane.

_{Mods on a Typical Work Day}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

*scrolls up*

Okay, looks like you guys got things sorted on your own. Just please be more civil in the future, okay?

_{Found Footage of a Moderator Scrolling Up}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Oh, we're watching ... always watching ...

;)

_{Mods Being Spooky}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

To those on the 'free speech' bandwagon, allow me to direct your attention to the 'Etiquette' section of the FAQ:

page=faq

Thank you!

_{Mods saying “Thank You” Very Rare}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

When we were revising the One Stop Rule Shop, we were reminded that most of the rules, if not all, could be winnowed down to one four word rule, that would more or less cover everything:

Don't be a dick.

Vazdania, your actions here have been if not malicious, at least inflammatory in nature, and intent, and they need to stop. So does anyone else who is posting here with the intention to bait, insult, or otherwise upset one of your fellow regionmates.

Play nicely. Be civil. And if you are to debate, to it without the insults and playground behavior. Thank you.

_{Mod saying a No-No Word}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Baltican Union's obscene troll puppet "Lisbane-Baltica" has been silenced. Honestly, Baltican - using one puppet to condemn the actions of your other puppet is pretty pathetic. I'm surprised your region-mates put up with you.

_{Typical Mod Exposing}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Well, that was a fun little boost to my kill count, anyway.

Apologies for the resulting spam in your regional happenings, but suffice to say, after getting in trouble with the mods, proceeding to try and threaten the site itself is not going to win any points or particularly impress the mod team. :P

_{And I Quote “Kill Count”}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Been there, done that, killed Satan, and looted an absolutely bitchin' awesome pitchfork with all sorts of cool status buffs from the corpse. >:) I've dubbed it the Fun-Slayer.

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Plenty, but the graphic violence flies right over the PG-13 line so I can't post them anywhere on the site. :(

_{Edgy Moderator}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Uh, yeah. Please avoid stalking people. It's creepy, plus it's counterproductive and more likely to send your crush running the opposite direction going "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"

_{Moderator Says: Please Avoid Stalking People}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Conservative Idealism in Libertatem- Don't be so hard on yourself. Psychology isn't a field you just jump right into and pick up in a day or so. If you intend to pursue it seriously, university and especially graduate school will run you through the ringer to teach you the skills necessary to address and properly respond to situations with troubled individuals. So don't sell yourself short just because of one situation you run into on the internet.

_{Moderator Motivation}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Yes, there are 12 year olds on this site, and younger.

_{Ground Breaking Revelation}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Enough of the murdering babies crap.

If you don't want Grand Karp Council in the region, make a case to your founder and or delegate.

_{”Murdering Babies”}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

DEAT goes the spammer.

_{Funny Funny!}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

So how's Monday treating everybody so far?

_{Causal Mod}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

We keep asking [violet] and Max to buy us some ninja teams, but nooooo, ninjas are expensive, he says.

NationStates Moderators wrote:

I still want a pet ninja. :(

_NINJAS!

NationStates Moderators wrote:

S'all good. I'll let you guys get back to your regularly scheduled RMB.

*scampers off*

_{Technically the Moderator had Role-Played
*shock*}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Um... The United Tribes?

>_>

<_<

I'm one of the female mods.

_{“>_>”}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

When faced with an offensive post you want removed ...

DO NOT QUOTE IT IN YOUR REPLY!

C'mon. Your mother and I raised you better than that.

_{So many questions, not enough answers}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Well, that's a 3-day RMB ban right there.

Rawr, fear me, oogeyboogeyrawr etc.

_{Dinosaur Mod}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Rubber duckies in the shower? Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose of a rubber ducky? Now, a rubber ducky floating in a nice bubble bath, on the other hand...

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Oh, even better. Rubber ducky + hot tub. Like the little floating pool thermometers with the ducky float on top. Cute AND functional!

_{Rubber Ducks}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

*munches popcorn and watches the fireworks*

_{Popcorn is good}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

*LOOMS OMINOUSLY*

_{Only the Best of the Best Can Become Moderators}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Don't mind us, just giving a DOS cybersexter the good old DELETE.

_{They used BOLD}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

The last resort of the desperate sugar craving.

... Also I saw a meme where somebody drew a face on a piece of candy corn that looked frighteningly like Donald Trump and there is just no unseeing that.

^{You mean this?}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Our names are orange because we are all secretly Bengals fans.

Oops.

_Exposed

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Your puppet, apparently. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

_{“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Anyhow, I should probably quit clogging up the RMB and let you guys get back to your evening (or morning, or afternoon... whichever fits your time zone!)

Happy holidays everyone!

_{Mod wishing you a happy holiday}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

DOS? In this RMB?

DELETE.

_{Delete indeed}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Nah. We'll just delete you for being a spammer.

_{Mods said “Nah”}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Actually, was out with the dog. All sorted now.

_{The mod has a dog named “Cerberus”}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Free kills for me!

_{Kill 100+}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

You were accidentally mis-identified as a DOS and deleted. When we spotted the mistake, we restored you.

_{Impossible, mods never make mistakes, except for that
one time…}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Mmm. 3 day ban for trolling with your puppet.

_“Mmm”

NationStates Moderators wrote:

And in today's round of "Mods out the rulebreaking sockpuppet"...

Anti Haruhi Japan Action = Tiber And Rione = Cannicat.

Learn to argue against somebody WITHOUT the harassment sockpuppets, thank you.

_{Now THIS is a game show I would watch}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

My condolences for your Chipotle-induced woes. :P

_{The ultimate out-of-context moderator post}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Why are you calling your own puppet nation gay? Is there something you'd like to share with the class? I believe you'll find many areas of the wider Nationstates community to be quite supportive of LGBTQIA+ individuals.

_{Mod would make a great teacher}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

If you want to stop playing this nation, log off. The nation will dies off in a month. Don't be an offensive ass and waste the time of the moderators trying to get deleted.

_{Mods going sicko mode}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

That's sweet, thanks :)

_{Precious moment}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

That's a bit dramatic. I've deleted their nation.

_{Drama Queens am I right? 👸}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Considering it very strongly appears to be coming from the same device as you are....

_{Typical Mod Exposing 2: The Sequel}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

With no help from you and a couple of others.

What part of DON'T QUOTE OR ENGAGE THE SPAMMERS is hard for you to understand?

_{Literally a Drill Sergeant}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

No u.

_{Endless Meme Potential}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Congratulations! Your spamming/flaming hissy fit has won you the following fabulous prize! That's right, you're a winner! And what wonderful prize is it?

You've won a free three-day vacation from regional message board posting!

But wait! THERE'S MORE!

We've added a three-day break from sending telegrams too!

Please consult the One-Stop Rules Shop for the complete ruleset.

_{Winner Winner Chicken Dinner}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Don’t quote obvious rule breaking posts. It ain’t rocket surgery, guys.

_{”Rocket Surgery”}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

And spoil the mystery? I think not! ;)

_{And the mystery remains…}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

FYI - the nation 'Sussy Skeld' (aka 'Sus Amognus High School', 'Amogus Imposter Sussy Baka Vent') that was in this region was DOS Conquerus.

_Sus

NationStates Moderators wrote:

I'm handing warnings and bans out today like it is candy!

You might think you can get away with everything as this place can't eject you, but think again:

You are still bound to follow the site rules or else you'll have to deal with me. And I'm always here, always watching...

_{There always watching… :)}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Just had my coffee, I'm ready to score some modlympics points!

_{The real question is: What Coffee Was It?}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Your spammy fanboi has won himself a 3-day vacation from RMB posting. Do let us know if he makes the mistake of ban-evading to keep harassing you guys.

_{”Spammy Fanboi”}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

DOS go boom.

_{Very Funny}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Or you both could stop wasting moderation's time with frivolous "Teacher! Bobby's being mean to meee!" complaints.

_{Again with the teacher thing…}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Mmm, delicious free mod olympics points!

_{We’re all rooting for you}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

[quote=estonburg;48394210]It was a joke [/quNoote]
Not funny. Warned for trolling.

_{”quNoote”}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Once again, it also appears to have come from your device. 🤨

_“🤨”

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Word.

_Word.

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Not even close. The current record for a DOS player existing was 4 seconds from founding to CTE because my internet was particularly fast that day.

_{Wow, Nobody Can Beat That World Record}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

I am Sam
Sam I Am

That Sam-I-Am! That Sam-I-Am!
I do not like that Sam-I-Am!

Do you like trollers and spam?

I do not like them, Sam-I-Am
I will not let them troll and spam

Would you like them here (the Pacifics) or there (The Rejected Realms)

I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere
I do not like trollers and spam
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like trollers and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Would you put them in a box?
Would you chase them with a fox?

Not in a box. Not with a fox.
Not in a house. Not with a mouse.
I would not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like trollers and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

(with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

_{“I do not like them here or there, I don’t like them anywhere!”}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

You're welcome :)

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Silly spammer still doesn't realize that all his hard work can be erased entirely with, like, 3 mouse clicks. Whether it's one post or dozens. Click, click click, and it's like it never even existed.

Aside from the free +1 to my kill count.

_{“Click, click, click”}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

One of them seems to be coming from your house, so maybe look closer to home first.

_{Typical Mod Expose 3: The Prequel}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

In the end, they're still just an easy +1 to my mod olympics score.

_{Easy As Pie}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Here's a friendly reminder to everyone: attempting to crack into other nations? That's how you end up with the big DELETE.

_{The Big DELETE}

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Well, a quick glance at the mod stats and I'm closing in on 9000 DEATs since the last mod olympics, so... :P

NationStates Moderators wrote:

Get a lock on your door. Helped me when my sib was a jerk.

_{Life Tips, From Nationstates Moderators}

And as a bonus, these are 3 posts by a Moderator that gives us a YouTube link

page=rmb/postid=47138520

The YouTube link brings us to the end of the “Truman Show” where two security guards are looking at the TV to see what else is on

page=rmb/postid=47132492

This one brings us to a clip from “Futurama” where an alien says “I have no strong feelings one way or another”

page=rmb/postid=47138927

The Final One brings us to “Scrubs - Michael J Fox” where a character says “I may be leaving here, but I will always be there”

I figured this was special to bring up as this is the only known instance of a moderator putting a YouTube link in there posts

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