The Daily Eurogoslavian

Breaking news! Robots in our enemy nation of USA4EVER have been hacked! They are currently in an intense civil war against man’s greatest creation, AI. In local news the sport of death racing is beginning to resurface since the carbombing of one of our most beloved drivers. The stadium is being prepared for a region wide competition. Fans of the sport are going wild about this competition being created by our great Kaiser. In other news studies show our nation is prospering, with the average citizen making over 100 grand every year our citizens live in untold luxury, and seeing as food production in Derecna, Marona, and Crectona is up we live in abundance and we are exporting this abundance to the rest of our great Dominion. On more disturbing news anarcho terrorists are running rallies across the Dominion against the institution of slavery, The government denounces these terrorists and riot police will take care of them for your safety, Glory to Eurogoslavia and glory to the dominion!

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