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by The Democratic Society of United States of Americanas. . 1 reads.

The GET TANKED Act - An Act legalizing the use of tanks without weapons as private transportation vehicles <LAW>

We the general assembly have gotten the privilege of visiting a nation (under non disclosure) and got to test drive some incredible off road vehicles and our technology, particularly our semiconductors were used in the manufacture of their tanks.

We TANK the nation for the privilege and now we want to offer you the ability to GET TANKED.

Therefore we see it fit that we legalize private tank ownership of deweaponized tanks for private enjoyment and off road use.

At no time may a tank be used on a public roadway unless its conveyance is carried out safely without obstruction of normal traffic. A tank must bear the orange triangle of slow moving vehicle warning.

We ask that persons using tanks in residential areas and on small roadways do so with care and respect for surrounding property.

We ask that persons using tanks to navigate our national parks and wonders of nature use them in a way that is respectful of the park i.e only using them on marked trails and or using them on empty land that is not occupied by foliage or trees.

Hereby authorizes TANKCO tanks for sale to the general public in deweaponized form. (At this time only TANKCO tanks are authorized for sale to individuals as they use Americanas manufactured semiconductors and TANKCO has offered to properly deweaponize tanks dispositioned for sale to citizens)

the conservative members applauded this move as a step forward in unlocking defense technologies and creating avenues for people to feel more protected on their commute to and from work or in any situation. Although violent crime is very low and the use of explosives is almost non existent we as a hospital state nation understand the toll that paranoia can take on someone

THEREFORE we authorize the use of tanks as private vehicles so long as they are operated in accordance with road law and carry no weapon.

Agreed to by Rapid E-Vote 500-0 On this day of June 26 2022 at the time of 9:24PM

You may order a tank by calling 311 and asking for the tank sales division or by appearing in any TANKCO showroom.

TANKCO will begin offering other types of vehicles in their showrooms including armored vans for transit of money, armored school buses for transportation of sensitive pupils that may be vulnerable to attack. And a host of other security oriented vehicles.

We are happy to announce TANKCO as our national vehicle manufacturer.

The Presidents Armored Car is a TANKCO C250

The TANKCO C250 is a small, nimble, six seat elongated sedan. It is equipped with bullet proof and explosion proof paneling throughout and all glass is tinted for privacy and thickened for explosion resistance and bullet proof status. The TANKCO C250 is an electrically powered vehicle, it carries 750KWH of batteries throughout its chassis and can be driven for approximately 500 miles before needing a 3 hour recharging. The TANKCO C250 is available to the general public and is recommended for persons traveling outside of The United States of Americanas to other nations with more hostile environments. The TANKCO C250 is classified as an air carriable vehicle, it can be safely carried on an aircraft as its batteries feature specialized "AIR TRANSIT MODE" systems. One activates ATM by entering the TANKCO C250's internal computer and selecting "Enable Transit Mode - Conveyance" This causes the batteries to have a physical plate close over the panel contacts rendering them completely sealed unable to be short circuited or turned on. A small backup battery based on a laptop battery powers the TANKCO C250 computer during transit and times when the main batteries cannot be used. The TANKCO C250 cannot be moved without activating the batteries therefore it must be activated while on the aircraft on the ground at the destination airport. The TANKCO C250 is always unloaded after all other cargo is unloaded, this is to ensure that in the event of a malfunction damage is minimal.

The TANKCO C250 has been manufactured by TANKCO in other nations since 1950 making it one of the oldest electric cars and most reliable of electric cars.

The TANKCO C250 has been revisioned four times, with the latest revision occurring in 2007 and the next revision scheduled to release in 2025 to coincide with its 75th anniversary.

The United States of Americanas will be opening a TANKCO manufacturing plant located just outside of Lexington. The TANKCO plant will exclusively manufacture the C250 vehicles for consumers. It may in future stages manufacture The TANKCO T100 and T300 (Light and Heavy armored non weaponized tanks) and the TANKCO AT140 (Armored Truck)

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