Yessederce: A History

It all began on one stormy night, centuries ago...

Four friends were wandering the open plains of -insert continent-, singing along with Foo Fighter's Greatest Hits. They came across miles and miles of open land, unowned by anyone. They decided to found this as their new country. They magicked the land to form into beautiful mountains, pristine pools, and enchanted it to always have amazing weather. They called it Yessederce, land of yeses.

There was much debate over what the national animal should be, why it was Yessederce and no Noderce, and many more problems. Eventually, rifts grew between the friends. As these issues were resolved, more presented themselves.

The country started out with a crossover from an eagle, lion, serpent, and badger. However, this animal soon died out as it ended up with the worst traits from each animal- namely that it was missing all of its legs but one.

One friend, named Salazar, decided to split. He disagreed with his friends and cursed the land.

Plague grew and famine spread. But then, brilliant Helga rose up and saved the land, working with her friends Godric and Rowena. Thanks to them, the country was restored.

Over the years, we have had many troubles, but we are now a proud country who delight in dank memes, 80s pop, and silent disco parties. We are a world leader in civil rights and strive for equality for all. -insert pride flags-