International Unojoish News Service (IUNS) #1

[b][center][size=250][color=red]International Unojoish News Service (IUNS) #1[/color][/size][/center][/b][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/unojo__273977.png[/img]
[i]Hello Everyone, welcome to the first official International Unojoish News Service (or from now on IUNS) publication/news stories. This station is to show the outside world about the happening in Unojo. It shows that we are open! (but the Unojoish public don't see it, thus, it's in english.) This show is ran by me, Carlia Rey! I was going to have another person with me, but politics lead to them being executed.[/i]
[b][center][size=200][color=red][nation]Arrozia[/nation]n Violence[/color][/size][/center][/b]
[i]During a drafting of military members to fight in the 2nd Neuwish Civil War, an Arrozian refused to take the vow to work for Difemanim and La Saney. The recruiting officer was "supposedly" shot by them and lead to a shootout between Recruiters and Arrozians. Some consider it an example of racial violence in the empire, other consider it another insurrection, either way, some call for the mainland to intervene. Some say it's colony rule, others say they mess with the mainland. Either way, the Newly reestablished Parlagresso will sort it out.[/i]
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1490164
[u]Above are the rules on how a colony shall govern itself[/u]
[i]The Parlagresso have coined up the idea of annexing Arrozia into Mainland Unojo. An anonymous member states "They won't be able to self govern if they get annexed." After consideration by our beautiful and ever so holy Saney Malnja, She decided to instead rank them as Sub Colonial (Colonja). This status makes them below the mainland, but can't have ZSC apply to them. Arrozians got mad, but with a friendly reminder that most of Unojoish people work in the military and they have Hydrogen bombs... soooo yeah.[/i]
[b][center][size=250][color=red]Neuwland's Little War[/color][/size][/center][/b]
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[i]If you didn't know, Neuwland ([nation]New Unojo[/nation], [nation]Conjointist New Unojo[/nation], [nation]Workers Neuwish Republic[/nation], and [nation]Inkco[/nation]) is having a civil war. Due to the correct people wanting us to annex them, Soldiers have been sent to fight in the war.[/i]
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[i]We have a lot to say about it, so let's go. El Nuevo Unojo flag is now the second Unojoish war flag (first being [nation]Unojoish Null[/nation]'s). A troop from one of the sides has started a cult that seems to be a mockery of Conjointism. while they don't have a name, they say that a man named Kyle Scottworth fell into freezing water and met god. Their depiction of God seems to be Difemanim, which conjointist know is fake. Scottworth claims to be the Son of the God and brainwashed some troops to join him. Malnja states about the subject, "Scottworth and his happy go lucky band of traitors are enemies of the state for such blasphemy!" More about the group of cultist is to be talked about later.[/i]
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[sub]([i]This non biased article is sponsored by Future Science! Help them help you, and visit your nearest facility to see how you can help! On another note, the character of the day is Mallery Sucram.[/i])[/sub]

[i]The S.O.D group of the war has tried to talk Unojo out of the war, but got a response from minister of war Emma says
"Unless you surrender, you will be slaughter!" Of course, this is a rough translation. In other news, well...[/i]

[quote=order_of_the_saint_dumas;42706342]* presses x to doubt *Says the  backwards infidel[/quote]
[quote=unojo;42706475]This sounds like a lovely start to a very cold war.[/quote]
[quote=order_of_the_saint_dumas;42706501]Wait..... we weren't already having a spy war...oh...anyways, It shall be fun

*sends a message to 005*[/quote]
[quote=unojo;42706918]A war between Monarchy and Democracy
Conjointism vs Christianity
Maljism vs... whatever you do.
Sounds fun indeed, but know the war in antarctica is much more important.[/quote]
[i]For those who don't know, the [nation]Order of the saint Dumas[/nation] is participating in the civil war. To some, this is awful, to others, this seems awful.[/i]

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[u][i]Image of Emma, Minister of War.[/i][/u]
[b][center][size=250][color=red]Leader and Streamer?[/color][/size][/center][/b]
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[i]La Saney Malnja has started something they call "Relatinisation". In this process, she has planned to make a streaming account on twoch. This of course failed and they just planned on staring in some ads. Speaking of ads, this article is sponsored by Future Science. Future Science's goal is to innovate the world in making new tech. Apply at your nearest location to help with their current project "project green".
That's all for today! Tune in next time! I've been Carlia Rey and this was IUNS!
[sub]WHOO![/sub][/i]