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Basketball Team

Team name: Rwekaza City Knights
Trigram: RWE
Demonym: Rwekazalandins
Team nickname: Knights

RWEKAZA CITY LIONS
About Rwekazaland
Rwekazaland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rwekaza mwijage with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, The Straight thuggin of Rwekazaland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rwekaza mwijage with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.592 billion Rwekazaanns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwekaza City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rwekazalandian economy, worth 877 trillion rwekaza dollers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 191,063 rwekaza dollers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 777,817 per year while the poor average 31,157, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.

Customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rwekazaland's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jehovah's Witness. vegetarianism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.592 billion Rwekazaanns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwekaza City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rwekazalandian economy, worth 877 trillion rwekaza dollers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 191,063 rwekaza dollers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 777,817 per year while the poor average 31,157, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.

Customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rwekazaland's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jehovah's Witness.

Coach: Rwekaza Mwijage. The Reason why we picked our leader to be the coach because he has great basketball skills.
As an great HOF in the NBA he having 6 Rings and 8 MVPS. Also being an coach in the NBA for 21 years winning 10 rings threw the years. A coach:

Coach: Jason Woolley 
Assistant coach: Bryson Mcmillan
Players
Name Number Position Height
STARERS 
Kayden Hibbert 13#  PG 6'0
Dewi Malone 20#  SG 6'2
Dustin Potts 33#  SF 6''5
Hadi Middleton 24# PF 6'7
Rohaan Whiteley 10# C 6'9 
BENCH 
Alfie-James Ferry 12# PG 5"11
Ronald Denton 6# SF 6"7 
Clarence Rodriguez 4# C 6"11
Haiden Webber 2# SG 6"1
Jenson Roche 59# SF 6"4  
Chandler Nieves 21# PG 5"2
Harvir Martinez 11# PF 6"8
JERSEYS

The Rwekaza City's is really nice really in the paint.
RWEKAZA CITY NBA REPORT ON THIS TEAM
Most important is that the Rwekaza city ballers are healthy.
But there should be a degree of concern with the results. All five of the Rwekaza city' games have been within five points in the last five minutes, but it's been their worst five-game stretch of defense (111.9 points allowed per 100 possessions) of the season.
The next three games don't mean anything for the Ballers, who have clinched the league's best record for a second straight season. The first two games (and maybe the third) don't mean anything for their opponents either, and the Rwekaza city ballers will have the luxury of a first-round series against a below-.500 and not-completely-healthy opponent. So minutes for the starters could be limited this week.
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Team picture.
Super Skill Contest Entries
Three Point Shooting: Dewi Malone
Skills: Haiden Webber
Slam Dunk: Dustin Potts

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