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by Sanghyeok. . 78 reads.

Bonus: My thoughts on F7 leaders

What did F7 leaders do during Tanabata Festival?

Kiu ghesik
Ari: Love? What's that?

Surrealist patagonia
Konrad: Nothing different from what he usually does everyday. In other words, drugs and sodomy.

Feyrisshire
Hana Shana: 花 園 の 百 合 が 全 部 咲 い て い る

Bonus: What if F7 leaders were a dessert?


Sanghyeok
Oomiya Sakura: いちごパフェ, Ichigo Pafe. Strawberry parfait. Unlike regular strawberry parfait, this version is served with strawberry cream, strawberry ice cream, strawberry everything.

Shin-mutsu
Oomiya Sayuri: アメリカンコーヒー, Amerikan Kohi. A weak, dark coffee- Sayuri doesn't eat desserts.

Azur Deutschland
Sylvia: Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte, a black forest cake. This kind is served with extra cherries and less liqueur compared to the non-German version. Proudly German yet subtle and elegant with a mysterious side, and yet uncontrovertibly sweet in nature. It is the very essence of Sylvia as a personality and a character. Yes, she will probably mention that this cake is German at least once while eating it.
Julienne: Eiskaffee, cold coffee with ice cream, German style. Compared to her sister, Julienne is a bit more childish, even if she doesn't want to be seen as such. That's why this dish is perfect- it appears very adult-like despite being so sugary and attractive to those with an addiction to sweets. Those afraid of seeming "childlike" in real life can order this without judgement at their local sweets store.

Kiu ghesik
Ari: Ul Boov, a small golden bread. Of course it's served alongside Yak milk (fermented), for ease of preservation. Do not underestimate this simple dish- it doesn't need refrigeration, and is delicious in any temperature. Cooked in very high temperatures for a short time, like Ari's trials on gaining and using power.

Libertalonia
Lilith: Cherry pie. People going deep inside Lilith will find more about her personality and history that is shocking, just like a filling's texture surprises the tongue after you are used to the crust. Lilith, also has a tough "exterior" and a soft "interior".

Shtet
Hannah: Sufganiyah, a kind of donut. Served in honour of the miracle of temple oil that lasted all the days of festivities during Hannukah, it shows the resilience of Jewish people who didn't lost faith. Hannah, too, is a resilient person who never ceased to believe, and remained pious in darkest of nights during her history.

Western fardelshufflestein
Alastair: Mueseli. It's served as a cure for second-day drunkenness, along with yoghurt to restore one's vital nutrients lost after a night of activity. It's well balanced and even won't get the rest of the Royal family angry when they see someone eating it.

Wuchu
Kotera: Peanut Butter Cups. With only a few ingredients, it's easy to make in the apocalypse and provides an energy boost for whatever tasks legal or illegal. Unlike some other more fragile desserts, it won't break in half or spill all over when moving around- tough just like Kotera is with his buddies in the swampgang. Consume with vodka, or with other substances as desired.

Neos realm
Neo: Donut. Donuts are versatile but also deceptive in many ways by containing various creams and jellies, which I suppose can be a metaphor for how Neos Realm and Neo gave me one initial impression far from the truth. I was having difficulty with her, so I looked up a Buzzfeed quiz and answered how I thought she would. I don't think it fits her too well, so I might change her entry later.

Feyrisshire
Hana Shana: Russian style pancakes with matcha powder and strawberry jam. Old comrades from the Soviet-era enjoyed eating pancakes with sour cream and strawberries, and our friend the General Secretary is no different. Except of course she's rather fancy, so of course our pancakes must have the latest trend too: matcha powder! She's not that trendy though, so no thousand-layer crepes, just regular Russian crepes.

Las palmeras
Zorilla: Churros y chocolate, churros served with bitter hot chocolate. Her political prowess despite lack of official power reminds me a lot of regency, or maybe an empress dowager? That's why I chose bitter hot chocolate: the nekomimi of Las Palmeras may appear sweet but they're surprisingly fierce. "Shadow queen" Zorilla is no exception, of course.

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Sanghyeok

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