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The Second Oofsurgency

The Second Oofsurgency


Map of Feuraxia one day into the invasion.

Introduction

At 11:56am on the 2nd of June 2020, General Oofler declared war on the "repugnant Confederated Bankers of Feuraxia," citing retribution for the oppression of the noob people. Shortly afterwards, the Socialist President of Tiberius also declared war on Feuraxia. The heavily bolstered and well organised armies of both nations tore through the unsuspecting Feuraxian border force. The Noobloxian army captured Bluebird city just two hours into the initial thrust. It seemed that Feuraxia was overwhelmed by enormous numbers of Noob and Tiberian soldiers. Estimations from Carl Kingstown, general of the Feuraxian army numbered the total equating force of both the Noob States and Tiberius at around 7 million.

Origins

General Oofler's invasion of Feuraxia was many years in the making. It was even schemed before the first Oofsurgency of 2013, in which hundreds and thousands of noobs across the Northern strip revolted. Feuraxia's underfunded and undermanned military was trampled over stampedes upon stampedes of noob militia, which gave rise to the Noob States. General Oofler could have pushed South to Castillia and Port Patterson, however the World Assembly threatened to intervene. This forced Oofler to reluctantly sign a peace treaty with Casiro Pershing, former CEO of the Bank of Feuraxia. Once the war ended, the Noobloxian nationstate was born and General Oofler wasted no time on consolidating his power in the region. The Feuraxian mining company was nationalised in the peace deal to become the Noobloxian mining company. The government adopted the policies of Autarky (economic self sufficiency) and militarism to overtake Feuraxian defensive capabilities. Consumer goods factories were repurposed into munitions factories, and the state prioritised defense expenditure over everything else. It seemed that the whole purpose of the Noob state was to conquer Feuraxia, and burn its cities into the ground.

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Printed with authorisation from the Head of Feuraxian corporate databases
Harold Goume
Administration for Bank of Feuraxia Historical Archives 2020

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