Issues results

[nation]Oneid[/nation]
-The government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.-
-Waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
-The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
-Water fights now end with thousands dead.
-Citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
-It is illegal to liberate slaves.
-The nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
-The fate of the world literally rests on Tomas Lovekost's fingers.
-The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".

[nation]Tupeia[/nation]
-It's not mass murder when the government does it.
-Oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.

[nation]Falleo[/nation]
-Aides are afraid to ask if Tomas Jerome Hebridge wants a cup of tea or coffee.
-The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
-NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests.
[nation]Giunti[/nation]
-The government seizes all major gold finds.

[nation]Obivan[/nation]
-Randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.

[nation]Damaraik[/nation]
-Randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
-Spirit regiments exist only on paper.

[nation]Roleplayer 1[/nation]
-The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.

[nation]Desange[/nation]
-Money cannot buy happiness, but it can be immune to persecution.

[nation]Erickaan[/nation]
-Countless government officials have been accused of espionage.

[nation]Way Triat[/nation]
-The state health system has taken the “survival of the most appropriate” approach to managing care.

[nation]Wooglishanse[/nation]
-Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.

[nation]Istazia[/nation]
-Most academic research has ground to a halt.

[nation]Greattorn[/nation]
-A good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order

[nation]Faraony[/nation]
-The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.

[nation]Giunti[/nation]
-*Preservative-laden Giuntian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.-hahahaha
*Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.-hahahahaha
*Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.-hahahaha
*Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.

[nation]Sae Grechod[/nation]
-Wolves that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage.

[nation]Ardgellardoland[/nation]
-The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.

[nation]Badgineshirie[/nation]
-It's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Leader.

[nation]Dep Andy[/nation]
-The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
-Troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean
-The nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.

[nation]Gemoall[/nation]
-The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".- new policy

[nation]Furlarda[/nation]
-The country is preparing for war.

[nation]Pold Yoda[/nation]
-There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.

[nation]Witlend[/nation]
-Convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics.

[nation]Advarchin Pan[/nation]
-Sheep with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
-Criminals are executed and their property seized.
-The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources