Transcript for my LC Campaign (read this dispatch if you are unable to see images on my campaign)

MIDAND:*notices while drinking a coffee*
*turns to the audience*
ah what the heck
(cut to Midand fiddling with projector)
MIDAND: stupid newfangled projectors...
(the projector explodes, and Midand crashes to the floor)
(the projector turns on somehow)
MIDAND: ah yes finally
Slide 1: #MIDANDFORLC
Heeeeeere we go again!
AKA Midand trying to be more active for once
(cut to Midand's presentation)
Slide 2: So how about a little bit about myself? I am Midand, nation residing in the South Pacific. I have lived here for more than 2 years now. People know me for my roleplay skills, writing, and journalism...I guess.
Slide 3: I have accumulated a lot of experience here. I have even been on the Local Council once already and am currently serving with the MoRA too!
MIDAND: some of you may remember me, Havenfell, and Auphelia as Councillors
Slide 4: So why should you vote for me this term? Well...
MIDAND: well...
SPAMMER: *enters scene*
heh heh heh
MIDAND: hey, what do you think you're doing?
SPAMMER: spam spam spam
*turns to Midand*
i'm a spammer
i'm going to trash your RMB!
MIDAND: hey! you know that's against RMB rules! *holds out RMB etiquette book*
prepare for consequences!
SPAMMER: *ignores* spam spam spam
MIDAND: prepare to be...
SPAMMER: spam spam spam
MIDAND: WARNED AND S U P P R E S S E D
*smacks spammer with suppression shield*
SPAMMER: spam spa-AH WHAT THE-
MIDAND: do that again and you will be referred to the CRS!
SPAMMER: *runs off*
MIDAND: anyway...
Slide 5: I have experience!
I have been a Local Councillor already and have experience with TSP's politics, including a presence on the forums and MoRA. I have spent quite a bit of time mingling the region ever since I was founded here. I know how to spot and deal with a troublemaker if I find one.
Slide 6: I'm active!
Aside from the break I took recently, I have lots of time to spend on this game. I can be reliably active and thus more able to carry out my duties as Councillor.
MIDAND: i strive to be consistently active everyday
Slide 7: I can engage the region!
Having held many RMB games and productively interacted with the region in the past, I can help engage the region's RMB and a safe and fun environment. Through dispatches, news services, and fun polls/games, I can help the region have fun and be engaged.
Slide 8: So what can you expect from me this term?
MIDAND: well first of all...
NEW NATION: *enters scene* um...
MIDAND: *gasp* a new nation!
NEW NATION: is it safe to post now?
MIDAND: why yes it is! that was just a spammer fooling around
NEW NATION: oh ok
so how do you play this game? i just got here
MIDAND: don't worry! here's a guide to nationstates and a glass of SPIT
*hands described items*
NEW NATION: oh jeez thank you
*trots away*
MIDAND: anyway...
Slide 9: A fun and safe gameside environment for all!
MIDAND: moderation and engagement are key!
Slide 10: Proper involvement from the region and a set of rules that work for all!
MIDAND: this includes involving the region in policy changes, etc.
Slide 11: A proper bridge and better communication between all "platforms" of TSP!
MIDAND: including gameside, the forums, and Discord!
Slide 12: RMB games and polls!
MIDAND: these are fun and help engage the region
Slide 13: Journalism!
MIDAND: remember SlowNews, QuickNews, and the TSP Regular?
*turns to the crowd*
*smoke and flames begin erupting out of the exploded projector*
a shorter campaign this time around but it allows for more questions
so any questions from any of you?
(smoke starts filling the room)
CROWD OF PEOPLE (including Erinor, Concrete Slab, Linguiniland, Volaworand, and Beepee: ...
CONCRETE SLAB: are you aware there is smoke coming from your projector
MIDAND: *in a cloud of smoke*
...
yes
yes i am aware
*the projector bursts into flames*
any others?
no?
*points to crowd as room bursts into fire*
what about you guys?