On the destruction of our Landscape

After a rushed vote to pass legislation to remove an invasive foreign weed species from our natural world, we seem to have eradicated the weed as well as every other living organisms that sticks out from the ground...

That is all. It's just that simple. Please, oh, please ignore the crackpot anti-government conspiracies! For Violet's sake!

Yes, we vehemently deny any other reason for this disaster but we take most of the responsibility anyways. It does seem that the science behind this disappointing chemical is sadly flawed and we as a government and I as leader failed to see that early on.
We are aware, through Aeurithiaen Intelligence, that this chemical has been the cause for other environmental tragedies in many other wretched states. The specific science behind the chemical nay the name of the chemical itself will be kept confidential. For public safety reasons, of course...

Not to worry, these fraudulent boffins who gave us this chemical in Aeurithianar will receive their punishments in the good old the Aeurithiaen way!

But, good news always comes eventually in our glorious Aeurithianar. You can clearly see in our recent statistics that our Aeurithiaen Environmental Beauty Index is making a dramatic comeback! Yayayayayay! So, the days of barren and deathly landscapes in our glorious nation will surely come to a close.

The End.