Kerlodi SPIT Industries (KSI) (no relation)

In order to increase Kerlodia's economic prospects, Industrios SPIT Dei Kerlodia has been founded, marking Kerlodia's first foray into the market for SPIT.
KSI (no relation) manufactures affordable, yet high quality SPIT that goes through several safety and quality tests before bottling. Each flavour of SPIT is graded on 2 things: dryness and smoothness, with a overall 5-star "taste rating" at the cap, for easy reference.
These are the different varieties of SPIT KSI (again, no relation) manufactures:
[b]ALCOHOLIC[/b]:
SPIT Classic: Smooth and distinguishably dry.
TASTE RATING:3.5/5
SPIT Xtra Iced: Peppermint to cool down and compliment the classic SPIT Classic taste. 
TASTE RATING: 4/5
SPIT Rum Bomb: The classic sweetness of Rum, mixed with good 'ol SPIT.
TASTE RATING: 4.5/5
SPIT XO: Aged for 2 years for a smooth and lighter taste with hints of tropical fruit and vanilla.
TASTE RATING: 5/5
SPIT Gold: Aged for 5 years for a crisp, apple-like flavour, with hints of coffee.
TASTE RATING: 5/5
[b]NON-ALCOHOLIC[/b]:
SPIT The No-Alcohol Classic: SPIT Classic, but without alcohol!
TASTE RATING: 3.5/5
The Kerlodi Iced: The national drink, but in a bottle!
TASTE RATING: 4/5
SPIT XO Non: The same SPIT XO flavour you love, but without alcohol!
TASTE RATING: 5/5
MidandiSPIT: Based on the Midandian classic, this canned drink aims to replicate its complex flavour.
TASTE RATING: 5/5