Poleski Times: Heroic Man Saves 21 Falling Chickens, Captures Criminal By Chance

John Smitherssen saved 21 chickens which were thrown out of the 18th storey of an apartment in Ervillen, in the Marple Poleski Region. Mr Smitherssen, 21, said, "I just had to. I could not bear to witness the deaths of so many chicken lives," as he steamed some chicken wings that he had bought earlier.

The police have investigated and found the culprit, who turned out to be Man Farall, 35, a notorious murderer and thief, that was trying to 'eliminate all witnesses to the crime'. After robbing the apartment block, he tried to rid of the chickens by throwing them down the building.

Farall has plead guilty to several charges, which are theft, murder, animal cruelty and killer litter. He is to be imprisoned for 10 years and fined $200000 as well. On somehow managing to catch Farall, Mr Smitherssen says, "I'm happy that such a man who murders and enjoys killing animals is put to justice, and I hope he learns his lesson," as he salts his chicken wings thoroughly and readies his table.