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ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Mother Knows Best State
“There's no time like the present, right?”
1.862 billion End of EE. Deadly medical pandemics, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Feed them to the grinding wheel!”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 246th
2.61b961t
SEASON TWO
Feed them to the grinding wheel!
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 127thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 192ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 261st
8.30b3,374t
Iron Fist Consumerists
SEASON THREE
Feed them to the grinding wheel!
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 127thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 192ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 261st
8.30b3,374t
Iron Fist Consumerists
SEASON THREE

RARE CARDS

What's the worst rat could happen?
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,065thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,224thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,490th
14.0b2,224t
Left-Leaning College State
SEASON THREE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“A neverending illusion in a chasm of sorrow”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 140th
5.18b1,789t
SEASON TWO
Darkness shall rise!
Most Authoritarian: 2,177thMost Extreme: 3,524thMost Conservative: 5,746th
3.18b31.6t
Psychotic Dictatorship
SEASON THREE
Largest Gambling Industry: 283rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,552ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,616th
3.13b498t
Corrupt Dictatorship
SEASON THREE

UNCOMMON CARDS

We're coming for diner - and you're it.
Highest Crime Rates: 1,683rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,302ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,172nd
21.3b1,638t
Corporate Bordello
SEASON THREE
Di vises mi miserete aeterna
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,279thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,753rdLargest Black Market: 3,864th
15.4b2,055t
Father Knows Best State
SEASON THREE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Lotionese, United pod rukovodstvom znamena kommunizma!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 315th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 622nd Most Influential: 998th
2.764 billion Lotionese. Closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Lotionese, United pod rukovodstvom znamena kommunizma!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 315th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 622nd Most Influential: 998th
2.764 billion Lotionese. Closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Lotionese, United pod rukovodstvom znamena kommunizma!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 315th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 622nd Most Influential: 998th
2.764 billion Lotionese. Closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Lotionese, United pod rukovodstvom znamena kommunizma!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 315th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 622nd Most Influential: 998th
2.764 billion Lotionese. Closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Lotionese, United pod rukovodstvom znamena kommunizma!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 315th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 622nd Most Influential: 998th
2.764 billion Lotionese. Closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Lotionese, United pod rukovodstvom znamena kommunizma!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 315th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 622nd Most Influential: 998th
2.764 billion Lotionese. Closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Lotionese, United pod rukovodstvom znamena kommunizma!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 315th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 622nd Most Influential: 998th
2.764 billion Lotionese. Closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Lotionese, United pod rukovodstvom znamena kommunizma!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 315th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 622nd Most Influential: 998th
2.764 billion Lotionese. Closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Lotionese, United pod rukovodstvom znamena kommunizma!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 315th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 622nd Most Influential: 998th
2.764 billion Lotionese. Closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Pentru Onoare! Pentru Patrie! Pentru Tricolor!”
1.767 billion Moldovans. Frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Lotion Empire never will die”
1.575 billion Lotionion. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“!”
1.638 billion Lotion1ians. Irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“!”
Largest Insurance Industry: 3,777thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,277thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,501st
3.20b190t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“h y l”
1.521 billion Lotionians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Bordello
“Lppppp”
1.406 billion Lotion 3ians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,842ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,947thLargest Mining Sector: 18,083rd
7.21b655t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE
New York Times Democracy
“S Nami Bog!”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,811thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,764thLargest Mining Sector: 14,987th
1.63b93.0t
Most Avoided: 12,609thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,741stLargest Black Market: 15,139th
4.55b326t
Iron Fist Consumerists
SEASON THREE
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,432nd
4.29b231t
New York Times Democracy
SEASON THREE
qek's inflated cards
Most Valuable International Artwork: 20,216thMost Average: 20,342ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,049th
69.0m3.37t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE
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