Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 311
Commend 9003
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Seeing the popularity of art collecting among many nations throughout the smallest and largest regions of the world, yet saddened to see much of this artwork being labeled by critics as "common" and therefore indiscriminately relegated to the junkyards of many nations without further thought or care,
Amazed at the efforts of the curators of the art galleries in 9003 to bring to the limelight otherwise forgotten pieces, proudly displaying more than one hundred thousand of these so-called common artworks, including twenty-two thousand that no longer exist; these may be forgotten entirely without the efforts of 9003,
Praising the efforts of 9003 to distribute and freely allow the use of their personal art finding software to the curators of other art museums the world over, these efforts include:
Creating a suite of tools that assist in the intake and cataloging of recently acquired artworks
Creating the Deal Finder software package, which enables curators to identify artwork that is for sale at below average prices,
Ensuring that the software is used properly by publishing guides for their own software as well as the software of others, and directly assisting those in need of assistance,
Impressed by 9003's maintenance of a report of more than ten thousand satellite states belonging to various art collectors, which enables traders to avoid conflict with otherwise unrecognizable states,
Recognizing 9003's position as Deputy Guildmaster of the North Pacific Cards Guild, a guild meant to promote unity and cooperation among art collectors, where 9003 has utilized their influence to play a significant role in recruiting new members and giving well-deserved recognition to creative artwork collections as part of The Monthly Card Collection Competition,
Respecting 9003's smaller collections, which are designed to bring attention to certain topics, including:
Mathematical Beauties, honoring mathematical concepts,
Nice, a similar collection celebrating a number,
Winter Wonderland: School During a Snow Storm, a particularly creative collection depicting a school environment during a snow storm,
Single Awareness Day, reminding single individuals to love themselves,
Another Worthless Collection, highlighting a temporary technical flaw in the artwork valuation system,
Acknowledging 9003's efforts to promote community among artwork dealers across the world by creating and hosting Olympic Games for art, where art curators from different nations competed in various events to better manage their art galleries, find unique artwork, and to learn to appreciate artwork for traits beyond critical acclaim and high monetary value,
Noting that 9003 generously gave out prizes for these games from their personal art galleries, including some of the most expensive artworks in history of the multiverse, from nations such as Soops, Nervun, and Frisbeeteria; these gifts were unprecedented in their magnitude among the artwork community,
Lauding 9003's impressive military service protecting vulnerable regions in the forces of Mordor, where 9003 rose to the rank of general, this service includes:
Liberating regions under control of enemy forces attempting to destroy regional history, communications, and unity,
Restoring regions formerly destroyed by enemy forces, by restoring regional history, detagging, and preserving important inter-regional connections,
Massive production of nuclear weaponry for defense of billions of citizens under the faction 'It All Goes Karputsk In The End' during the nuclear apocalypse,
Emphasizing 9003's similarly valuable contributions in the North Pacific Army, which involve:
Participating in the destruction of hate-filled regions known for preaching fascist ideals,
Creating a backup index of regional histories in case the current system fails; without this regional history would be freely and easily destroyed by enemy forces,
Developing a safer, more efficient version of a tool known as Breeze, enabling defenders to react quicker to potential threats,
Admiring 9003s authorship of SC303, a commendation for a similarly deserving member of the artwork community,
Concluding that 9003 is an artwork powerhouse that has risen to prominence above hundreds of others for their generosity, positive influence in the community, and openness to new members,
Hereby Commends 9003
Coauthored by Ransium
Passed: |
For: | 13,882 | 74.3% |
Against: | 4,806 | 25.7% |
Security Council Resolution # 312
Repeal: “Liberate Iran”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #241 “Liberate Iran” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
Recalling the state the region of Iran was in before the passage of SC#241: Liberate Iran, having been passworded and left inactive by Persian Empire operatives;
Thankful that the passage of SC#241 allowed long-time native nation Iramerica to return to its home region, where they had been banished from for up to five years;
Saddened, however, by the many raids Iran has faced over the last two years by The Black Hawks which have hindered attempts at growing a stable community within the region;
Noting that Iramerica has expressed interest in securing the region by means of a refound;
Believing that the imposition of a password on Irans borders is a prerequisite for a safe refound, without outside interference by raider forces;
Hereby repeals SC#241: Liberate Iran.
Co-authored by Kuriko.
Passed: |
For: | 16,861 | 87.5% |
Against: | 2,416 | 12.5% |
Security Council Resolution # 313
Commend The Salaxalans
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The World Assembly Security Council,
Aware of the various nations in the world that have dedicated the entirety of their international work staying in one region,
Further aware that, of these nations, few make such an impact both domestically and internationally as The Salaxalans,
Admiring The Salaxalans' success in the various elections for Secretary-General of the World Assembly, where they came as a runner-up in the first election and managed to win the seat as Vice Secretary-General in the second election,
Idolizing the noble dedication to the well-rounded and versatile vegetable known as the potato, to which The Salaxalans has found international renown over, showing their love for the food by:
Promising all nations of the world potatoes if they were to win the Secretary-General election, which they promptly did, following their success in the 2020 election,
The collection of a massive amount of artwork commemorating the starchy food, the full assemblage of which is valued at an astronomical price,
A prominent display of spuds in their flag,
Believing that, among the most influential and hefty contributions made to NationStates is The Salaxalans' continued work and service to Spiritus,
Confident that The Salaxalans has thrust their region on the world stage through their tremendous accomplishments in international and interregional diplomacy,
Acclaiming The Salaxalans for their significant strides in regional cultural events in Spiritus that has gone above and beyond what is expected of them, going so far as to start interregional affairs, including but not limited to vast organization of targeting and hunting down members of the mob which prevail in many nations around the world,
Astonished by many of the remarkable strides in both cultural and diplomatic affairs that occurred under the leadership of The Salaxalans during their many years as delegate of Spiritus, including:
Maintaining high rates of regional endorsement to the delegate,
Directing regional responses to international catastrophes,
Creating a consistently positive foreign image for the region,
Logging an extensive history of previous World Factbook Entries for the region,
Preserving the sustained activity in the region and keeping this activity overwhelmingly positive,
Further awed by the codification of the role of Warlord of the Hobo Squids, a highly competitive position that holds substantive power in the Circle of Calamari, and little elsewhere,
Exalting them for their outstanding leadership in the suspiciously common nuclear winters that have occurred throughout the years, leading their own region very close to the top through their Potato Alliance, working both domestically and abroad in the process,
Celebrating the oversight and coordination demonstrated by The Salaxalans in the assorted instances of undead apocalyptic horror which has popped up throughout the years, leading cure efforts in Spiritus which were wildly successful, in some cases leading to the total clearance of the infected within the region and overall making Spiritus one of the most consistently successful regions in terms of survival in these armageddon scenarios.
And believing that these contributions the international community and to the community of Spiritus, spanning a time of over eight years and only increasing in intensity and charm, is the utmost example of what a nation should strive to be,
Hereby commends The Salaxalans.
Passed: |
For: | 13,640 | 83.2% |
Against: | 2,763 | 16.8% |
Security Council Resolution # 314
Condemn Australian rePublic
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The noble Security Council,
Aware that each day governments will encounter various national issues, and that while these issues may sometimes arise naturally, they are often instead the result of ill-intentioned organisations seeking to undermine peace and national sovereignty,
Cognizant of the fact that Australian rePublic has fabricated such issues on an unimaginable scale, and that the suffering for which it is responsible cannot be by anyone fully comprehended,
Convinced that throughout the universes, Australian rePublic represents a terrible threat to the ideals of peace and goodwill so treasured by this council, and that the fallout of its vicious crimes is inescapable even for the most isolated and unprovocative of governments,
Attempting to communicate to some degree the horrors Australian rePublic has unleashed on thousands of victim nations by describing just a few of the covert missions its government has so maliciously orchestrated:
Mission #552: Must Be A Full Moon, in which Australian rePublic co-ordinated the strategic mooning of government officials in an attempt to incite dangerous national revolutions, inadvertently crashing fashion industries across the universes by causing an inexplicable drop in demand for pants,
Mission #664: Your Land Or Mine, in which veritable flash mobs of undercover agents were sent into unsuspecting nations, inventing entire fake indigenous tribes with sacred sites conveniently located over valuable mining locations and leading to economic collapses and surges in unemployment rates,
Mission #733: The Path Less Traveled, in which ports vital to national economies were frozen over with toxic chemicals in an attempt to invade nations with armies of millions of malicious macaroni penguins, and where only poor mission planning on behalf of Australian rePublic prevented thousands of nations from being totally overrun by the aquatic birds,
Mission #981: Westfailian Sovereignty, in which the leftover penguins from Mission #733 were sent into innocent states disguised as dangerous masked terrorists all under pseudonym Mega Momo, leading to the imperiling of national sovereignty as nations across the universes hopelessly invaded one another seeking to eliminate the terrorist in the international craze now known as Momo Madness, and
Mission #1237: A Polar Bears Tale, in which Australian rePublic fabricated nonsensical legislation concerning such matters as polar bears and fire hoses and slipped these eccentric laws into the government archives of unsuspecting victim nations, leading to allegations of corruption and an unprecedented demand for goggles,
Noting Australian rePublic's long history distributing so-called welcome baskets of fruit to national leaders, with contents polluted by brainwashing chemicals to twist the minds of their recipients and motivate them to organise malicious missions of their own,
Highlighting the fact that the dissemination of these flagitious fruits proved so damaging and costly that, in a rare display of interference in the universes, the mysterious otherworldly deities known to work only in the shadows took physical form to pass their cosmic judgements and, by methods unknown, ended this terrible trade once and for all,
Lamenting the fact that Australian rePublics actions will have impacts lasting into eternity, and that the effects of these terrible missions and abhorrent fruits are irreversible even for such a powerful organisation as this Council,
Adamant that the damage Australian rePublic has dealt the international community must not be ignored or forgotten, as many of us doubtless wish it would be, but instead be grimly remembered, and that we must make an example of this nation to communicate that such reprobate behaviour will not be tolerated by this Council,
Hereby condemns Australian rePublic.
Passed: |
For: | 9,371 | 66.2% |
Against: | 4,794 | 33.8% |
Security Council Resolution # 315
Commend Vippertooth33
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Acknowledging Vippertooth33 as a nation committed to using military tactics to vanquish the fascist plague from the universe,
Impressed by the special tactics and dedication employed by Vippertooth33 to achieve their goals over the last seventeen years, including but not limited to:
convincing the Nazi founder of White Aryan Resistance to forcibly remove over eighty Nazi nations from their region which handed over control to Vippertooth33, resulting in one of the largest Nazi strongholds at the time being completely destroyed,
secretly controlling a Nazi puppet state in the URAP, Nazi jason, for over 11 years, which ultimately caused the oldest Nazi region in existence at the time to be permanently annihilated,
leading operations in which they successfully destroyed regions with active founders, such as Fascist and Imperialist Union, a member of the fascist coalition Right Wing Uprising, a great feat that crushed the dreams of numerous fascists,
Recalling that Vippertooth33 managed to mobilize every civilian nation in the Mariner Trench to join the MT Army, so that quenched an enormous Nazi uprising along with the Anti Nazi Alliance, preventing innocent regions from being raided,
Cognizant of the support Vippertooth33 has provided for landmark anti-fascist and anti-Nazi operations, including but not limited to:
leading the highly acclaimed offensives against the Elite Region of Global Command, the URAP and Project Ragnarok, fascist regions widely detested and despised by a large variety of nations,
serving as a regional officer in the raids against the NSIA, The Iron Confederacy, Viertes Reich and Union of the Fascist Nations, providing vital support in causing these notoriously fascist regions demise,
leading the defence of multiple regions, including Empire of Lights, Lebanon and Alliance Against Nazis, preventing them from being defaced and turned into fascist trophy regions,
Pleased with Vippertooth33s dedication to preserving over a thousand formerly fascist controlled regions such as Anne Frank, ensuring that they did not fall again into fascist hands,
Praising Vippertooth33 for maintaining their home region Mariner Trench, now converted to a civilian region in which new nations are trained by them to fight hateful ideologies,
Inspired by Vippertooth33's ability to organize and unite anti-fascist aligned regions across the international community around principles of common decency and equality, despite long held, military based ideological rivalries which may have ensured that a successful outcome would have not been guaranteed in crucial operations,
Believing the contributions Vippertooth33 has made to the international community should be preserved for the perusal of future generations,
Hereby commends Vippertooth33.
Passed: |
For: | 12,886 | 80.6% |
Against: | 3,100 | 19.4% |