The Heraldic Technocratic State of Xenhe Lous is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Continental Administrator Bishop with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.709 billion Xenhe Lousians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal Administrative District. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xenhe Lousian economy, worth 973 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,246 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenhe Lous's national animal is the Calico Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Xenhe Lous is ranked 212,343^rd in the world and 2^nd in Dolokhia for Safest, scoring 32.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.