The United Socialist States of Vylixan Alala 103 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and fear of technology. The devout population of 8.352 billion Vylixan Alala 103ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.2%.

The Vylixan Alala 103ian economy, worth 401 trillion ringgits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,127 ringgits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Misbehaving goats deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, "What's the Frequency, Leader?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan Alala 103's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vylixan Alala 103 is ranked 41,151^st in the world and 27^th in Vylixan Prime for Most Beautiful Environments, with 737.41 pounds of wildlife per square mile.