Population | 6.668 billion |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | kiwi |
The Republic of Vara 100 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.668 billion Vara 100ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Vara 100ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,794 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.
Children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, mostly women are seen and not heard, and Leader is rumored to have teleportation powers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vara 100's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Vara 100 is ranked 29,956th in the world and 408th in Eye for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 220.13 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vara 100, Leader is rumored to have teleportation powers.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 100, mostly women are seen and not heard.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 100, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 100, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 100, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 100, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against Vara 100's military.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 100, the 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 100, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 100, they say that Vara 100ians made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Vara 100 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".