The Queendom of The Doctor and Lolita is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lolita with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.32 billion Doctor and Lolitans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blue Central. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doctor and Lolitan economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion crystals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,151 crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The media seems excessively interested in what Lolita is wearing this season, Lolita affectionately nicknames supporters by number, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and trains and passengers alike are often late. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Doctor and Lolita's national animal is the Mi'en Kalarash, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Religion of Lady Lolita.

The Doctor and Lolita is ranked 54,408^th in the world and 3^rd in The Slave Guilds for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,964.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.