The Republic of RSCA90 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.023 billion RSCA90ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.1%.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA90ian economy, worth 987 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,473 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,468 per year while the poor average 28,745, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA90's national animal is the stonks, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

RSCA90 is ranked 258,675^th in the world and 385^th in racoda for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.