The Free Land of Reed Sarratt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.808 billion Reed Sarrattians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The very strong Reed Sarrattian economy, worth 800 trillion Platinums a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,626 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 154,654 per year while the poor average 12,845, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Reed Sarratt's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reed Sarratt is ranked 203,925^th in the world and 417^th in Memeland United for Safest, scoring 41.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.