The Queendom of President Hayes is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.305 billion President Hayesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 30.2%.

The President Hayesian economy, worth 797 trillion betales a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 48,907 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. President Hayes's national animal is the deer.

President Hayes is ranked 126,590^th in the world and 3^rd in Republica del Paraguay for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 74.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.