The Realm of Panhist Turkey is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sultan Kayra I with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 15.87 billion Turks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,831 trillion Akces a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,399 Akces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Turkish Embarrassments, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panhist Turkey's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Panhist Turkey is ranked 130,069^th in the world and 9^th in Soviet Democracy for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.78 kickbacks per hour.