The Karmic Existence of North Sela is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Uzul Gemoz with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.637 billion Selazer living in North Sela live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fadrik. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient North Selaze economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion Selaze Lerats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 138,731 Selaze Lerats, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom, the atmosphere in North Selaze boardrooms is turning more gay, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime is almost non-existent. North Sela's national animal is the invasive covid 19 infected Wuhan bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Minimalism.

North Sela is ranked 285,301^st in the world and 15^th in London for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.19 pounds of wildlife per square mile.