The Karmic Existence of North Sela is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Uzul Gemoz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.71 billion Selazer living in North Sela hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fadrik. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient North Selaze economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion Selaze Lerats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 138,718 Selaze Lerats, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom, the atmosphere in North Selaze boardrooms is turning more gay, private law firms are unheard of, and the nation is now proudly cholera-free. Crime is almost non-existent. North Sela's national animal is the invasive covid 19 infected Wuhan bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Minimalism.

North Sela is ranked 114,841^st in the world and 4^th in London for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,143.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.