The Theocratic Empire of Neo Ninten is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Casval with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.038 billion Nintenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweetwater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nintenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,601 trillion Nintenian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 352,954 Nintenian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Ninten's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Antiochian Orthodoxy.

Neo Ninten is ranked 13,435^th in the world and 4^th in United Fascist Workers Association for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 349.96 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.