The Republic of Na tion is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.34 billion Na tionians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The powerhouse Na tionian economy, worth 219 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 93,598 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,230 per year while the poor average 16,963, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

The Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, and diminutive Na tionian generals are feared for their aggressiveness. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Na tion's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Na tion is ranked 47,750^th in the world and 3^rd in Ocala Ejection Contest for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,309.23 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.