The Kingdom of Mr Stalker is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 21.398 billion Mr Stalkerians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Mr Stalkerian economy, worth 449 trillion Souls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 20,992 Souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 60,796 per year while the poor average 5,744, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mr Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit.

Mr Stalker is ranked 266,485^th in the world and 9^th in The Cuckoos Egg for Safest, scoring 9.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.