The Sun Worshipping Death Cult of Morlodania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trit Sova with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.838 billion Morlodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wishtra. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morlodanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,040 trillion Threads a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,356 Threads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, the "walk of shame" is now a daily public spectacle, Trit Sova's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morlodania's national animal is the Veth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Sovereign Soul.

Morlodania is ranked 33,991^st in the world and 2,109^th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 201.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.