Population | 23.367 billion |
Capital | Bahmedag |
Leader | King Montebad II |
Faith | the Path of Oniton |
Currency | virtue |
Animal | dove |
The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Montebad II with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.367 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Onitonic economy, worth an astonishing 12,905 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 552,275 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Path of Oniton.
Merconitonitopia is ranked 290,530th in the world and 6,335th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -33.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Merconitonitopia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails.
- : Merconitonitopia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the state believes that children are what you make of them.
World Assembly
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