The Most Serene Republic of Mandanda is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Presidente Christopher Castanera with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.32 billion Mandandans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minasttera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The thriving Mandandan economy, worth 721 trillion tourbilols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 86,702 tourbilols, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and where there's smoke there's the Mandandan Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mandanda's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarism.

Mandanda is ranked 257,501^st in the world and 9^th in Astares Covenant for Most Patriotic, with 1.43 flags saluted per person per day.