The Free Land of Larry Sabato is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.714 billion Larry Sabatoans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.

The very strong Larry Sabatoan economy, worth 825 trillion Platinums a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,508 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,401 per year while the poor average 13,322, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Larry Sabato's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Larry Sabato is ranked 12,899^th in the world and 33^rd in Memeland United for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,455.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.