The Queen's State of Lago Cuidad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.979 billion Lago Cuidadians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Lago Cuidadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 59,366 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,258 per year while the poor average 10,337, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, military funding has been stripped back, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lago Cuidad's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lago Cuidad is ranked 259,903^rd in the world and 8^th in Tegucigalpa for Most Patriotic, with 1.27 flags saluted per person per day.