The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.763 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 15,047 trillion Columbuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 360,308 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kilobugya's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and the government funds large training centres to turn Bunnies into functioning members of society. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 3,210^th in the world and 1^st in Democratic Communist States for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 682.01 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.