The Republic of Karachay-Kabardia and Balkar-Cherkessia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.7 billion Karachay-Kabardia and Balkar-Cherkessians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Karachay-Kabardia and Balkar-Cherkessian economy, worth 833 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 60,862 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karachay-Kabardia and Balkar-Cherkessia's national animal is the Caucasian Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Karachay-Kabardia and Balkar-Cherkessia is ranked 77,035^th in the world and 3^rd in Asela for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,175.15 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.