Population | 7.866 billion |
Capital | Mahishapura |
Leader | Subramaṇya Chandrashekar |
Faith | Uchchhishta Gaṇapatya |
Currency | pagoda |
Animal | elephant |
The Vamachara Gaṇarajya of Ganapatyadesh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Subramaṇya Chandrashekar with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.866 billion Gaṇapatyadeshis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mahishapura. The average income tax rate is 69.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Gaṇapatyadeshi economy, worth a remarkable 1,614 trillion pagodas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,251 pagodas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The ban on cars has been repealed, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ganapatyadesh's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Uchchhishta Gaṇapatya.
Ganapatyadesh is ranked 127,531st in the world and 20th in Pecan Sandies for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 896.05 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ganapatyadesh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
- : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
- : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, the ban on cars has been repealed.
- : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, foreign musicians that Subramaṇya Chandrashekar dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Ganapatyadesh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Avoided, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, vehicular homicide by Gaṇapatyadeshi ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
- : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.