The Republic of Freechesta is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Jordan Ablett with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.626 billion Freechestans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hensington. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Freechestan economy, worth a remarkable 2,314 trillion Chestan dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 268,325 Chestan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Claims adjusters are uselessly vague, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and highly paid government contractors are found coughing up furballs in alleyways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freechesta's national animal is the Red wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Freechesta is ranked 5,234^th in the world and 289^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 130.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.