Population | 8.633 billion |
Capital | Hensington |
Leader | President Jordan Ablett |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Chestan dollar |
Animal | Red wolf |
The Republic of Freechesta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jordan Ablett with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.633 billion Freechestans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hensington. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Freechestan economy, worth a remarkable 2,316 trillion Chestan dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 268,325 Chestan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Claims adjusters are uselessly vague, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and highly paid government contractors are found coughing up furballs in alleyways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freechesta's national animal is the Red wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Freechesta is ranked 13,557th in the world and 1,065th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 129.38 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Freechesta's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Freechesta, highly paid government contractors are found coughing up furballs in alleyways.
- : Following new legislation in Freechesta, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in Freechesta, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Following new legislation in Freechesta, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Freechesta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens, Lowest Crime Rates, and Largest Retail Industry and the Top 5% for Smartest Citizens and Most Patriotic.
- : Freechesta's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Freechesta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Freechesta's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Freechesta altered its national flag.