The Kingdom of Cosamaloapan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Daniel Mata with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.017 billion Cosamaloapanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cosamaloapan of Mata. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cosamaloapanian economy, worth 468 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,412 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cosamaloapan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Cosamaloapan is ranked 148,825^th in the world and 3,280^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 807.36 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.