The State of Cero Cero One is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 31.416 billion Cero Cero Oneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Cero Cero Onean economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 40,694 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,675 per year while the poor average 2,186, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Cero Cero One has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cero Cero One's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cero Cero One is ranked 198,555^th in the world and 5^th in Guinea Bissau for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.