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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,006thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,390thMost Stationary: 1,481st
The Rainbow Colors of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Freedom and Tranquility
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Birds of Paradise

Population35.62 billion

CapitalParadiseCity
LeaderMrGreenbird
FaithAtheism

CurrencyMana
AnimalManabird

The Rainbow Colors of Birds of Paradise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by MrGreenbird with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 35.62 billion Birds of Paradiseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ParadiseCity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Birds of Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 3,989 trillion Manas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 111,995 Manas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,784 per year while the poor average 26,745, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Jennifer Government is banned, stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birds of Paradise's national animal is the Manabird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Birds of Paradise is ranked 285,003rd in the world and 229th in Nederland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -185.76 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,006thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,390thMost Stationary: 1,481stLargest Black Market: 1,583rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,679thLargest Populations: 2,497thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,981stMost Avoided: 4,132ndHighest Economic Output: 4,818thMost Devout: 5,276thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,201stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,728thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,941stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,572ndMost Influential: 7,870thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,460thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,195thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,443rdTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 15,343rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,023rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,792ndMost Primitive: 19,460thMost Efficient Economies: 22,486thLargest Governments: 25,059thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,383rd
Top
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Birds of Paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Stationary, and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Education and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Birds of Paradise's influence in Nederland fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Birds of Paradise's influence in Nederland rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Birds of Paradise's influence in Nederland fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Birds of Paradise's influence in Nederland rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Birds of Paradise's influence in Nederland fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Birds of Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Birds of Paradise, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Birds of Paradise, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Birds of Paradise, stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks.

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