The Galactic Empire of Arconian Imperium is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Imperial Celestial Emperor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of public education, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.883 billion Arconians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cydonia. The average income tax rate is 4.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Arconian Imperiumian economy, worth 711 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,788 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Arconian Imperium's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jedi Bendu.

Arconian Imperium is ranked 277,422^nd in the world and 5^th in Galactic Imperium for Most Patriotic, with 0.59 flags saluted per person per day.