The Youtuber Nation of Aphmeow is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rism Bryant with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.365 billion Aphmeowians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aphmau City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aphmeowian economy, worth 323 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 96,186 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Smoking is banned in public areas, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, and the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aphmeow's national animal is the Galarian Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dragonism.

Aphmeow is ranked 38,779^th in the world and 2^nd in Aphmau for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 182.02 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.